One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?The little girl replied, My homework.一天,小女孩从学校回到家里,对妈妈说:妈妈,今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。妈妈激动地说:那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈,对了,你没有做过的那件事是什么?小女孩回答说:我的家庭作业。[以前小时候听老人说:“鬼吓人吓不死人,人吓人吓死人。”那时还没不信!就刚刚拿电话自拍,一看里面的人,楞了半分钟都不敢呼吸![姐姐家两个小孩,大的4岁从,小的5个月。姐要下楼买菜,让我照看他俩一小会儿。 不久小家伙哭个不停,我抱起来给她唱歌,刚唱两句,吐奶了,我措手不及,让大的那个打电话叫她妈妈快点回来,就说妹妹吐奶了。 谁知她打通电话说“妈妈快回来,舅舅唱歌把妹妹唱吐了”…[ 详情
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