A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. “When I was first married,I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my little dog would race around barking,and my wife would bring me my slippers.Now everything's changed.When I come home,my dog brings me my slippers,and my wife barks at me.” “I don't know what you're complaining about,”said the counselor.“You're still getting the same service.”一个结婚十年的男人正在请教一位婚姻顾问。“刚结婚那会儿,我非常幸福。我在店里劳累一天回到家,我的小狗会绕着我跑,汪汪叫,而我的妻子给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。我回到家里,我的狗给我拿来拖鞋,我的妻子对着我汪汪叫。” “我不知道你在抱怨什么,”婚姻顾问说。“你得到的服务还是一样的呀。”[我伸出四个手指头问同桌:“这是什么?”同桌想了想,说:“四个手指头啊。”我:“你傻啊,这是four!”我把四个手指头弯起来问:“这又是啥啊?”同桌淡定一笑,说:“wonderful!”我伸手就拍了下他脑袋说:“你脑子让门挤了啊,这是我的四个手指头!”[刚开始的关卡总是简单,随著关卡的深入,不仅中间的障碍变得複杂了,淘气的小怪物也接踵而至,不过上有政策下就有对策,游戏还蛮贴心的在每个小怪物出现前都会有所提示,还会告诉大家如何解决它们的方法,那就是我们可爱的小道具,不过呀,游戏的道具略为少了一些,只有两种:一种是在一回合内处于无敌状态、另一种是可在3秒内隐形无视所有障碍物。 详情
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