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一位大学朋友不停地抱怨他周围的姑娘们，说她们都太傻，太轻浮，太沉默，太好辩……太这个，太那个，总有一样不好。一天，他宣布，他找到了一个--也是唯一的一个--世界上最完美的女性。当他宣布这一伟大消息时，却没有显出久盼终于获得时的那种高度兴奋。“怎么了？”我问，“你不是找到了世界上最完美的女性吗？”“是的。”他承认，“但她正在找完美的男人。”[A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."孩子在车库打球时掉了一只隐形眼镜。找了一会儿，他告诉母亲找不到了。母亲出去了，几分钟以后，拿着隐形眼镜回来。“妈妈，你是怎么找到的？”孩子问。“我们找的不是同一件东西，”母亲回答，“你找的是一小片塑料，而我是在找150块钱。”[那天和老公逛街，路过一个时装店，看到里面的衣服真不错。我对老公说：“这家的衣服真漂亮，咱进去逛逛。”老公：“逛什么逛！这种店里面的衣服都超级贵，你带钱了没有？”我一看钱包没多少钱，说：“没有。”老公：“那走，进去逛逛。”[ 一位大学朋友不停地抱怨他周围的姑娘们，说她们都太傻，太轻浮，太沉默，太好辩……太这个，太那个，总有一样不好。一天，他宣布，他找到了一个--也是唯一的一个--世界上最完美的女性。当他宣布这一伟大消息时，却没有显出久盼终于获得时的那种高度兴奋。“怎么了？”我问，“你不是找到了世界上最完美的女性吗？”“是的。”他承认，“但她正在找完美的男人。”[A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."孩子在车库打球时掉了一只隐形眼镜。找了一会儿，他告诉母亲找不到了。母亲出去了，几分钟以后，拿着隐形眼镜回来。“妈妈，你是怎么找到的？”孩子问。“我们找的不是同一件东西，”母亲回答，“你找的是一小片塑料，而我是在找150块钱。”[那天和老公逛街，路过一个时装店，看到里面的衣服真不错。我对老公说：“这家的衣服真漂亮，咱进去逛逛。”老公：“逛什么逛！这种店里面的衣服都超级贵，你带钱了没有？”我一看钱包没多少钱，说：“没有。”老公：“那走，进去逛逛。”[ 详情