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这是谈虎色变么记者：“大爷，您几个孩子？都上学了？”大爷：“两个男孩上了，一个女孩没上。”记者：“为什么，重男轻女可是要受批评的！”大爷：“校长是个男的。”[浴室中的水管已经爆裂了。屋主人在管道匠来到以前，用他的手去阻塞流水。忽然他小儿子冲进浴室，狂喊着：“爹爹，现在你可以让水管放水了。”“谢天谢地，”父亲说，“管道匠来了？”儿子的回答是：“不是，房屋着火了。”[In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100."No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count. at last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100.teacher,your clothes are on fire."

课堂上，老师背靠火炉站着，对学生们说：“说话前要三思，起码数到50，重要的事情要数到一百。” 老师的话音刚落，学生立刻从“1”开始数起来。最后一起喊：“98，99，100！老师，您的衣服烧着了！”