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本人男，个头不高，170，刚才在网上跟一妹子聊天，妹子问我多高，我说170cm我反问她，妹子说我们俩差三公分，当时毫不犹豫的安慰妹子“女生167很高了………”妹子默默来了句“我173……”我擦，这才是真的好尴尬啊！[A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."

一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。

当他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都给吃光了。

他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说‍‍‍‍一天，小王在家搬东西，他媳妇在一旁干看着。完了小王就对媳妇说：“媳妇媳妇，快给我加油，加油我就有劲了！”然后小王媳妇就说：“老公老公，你家媳妇真是太漂亮了！”‍‍‍‍[ 本人男，个头不高，170，刚才在网上跟一妹子聊天，妹子问我多高，我说170cm我反问她，妹子说我们俩差三公分，当时毫不犹豫的安慰妹子“女生167很高了………”妹子默默来了句“我173……”我擦，这才是真的好尴尬啊！[A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."

一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。

当他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都给吃光了。

他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说‍‍‍‍一天，小王在家搬东西，他媳妇在一旁干看着。完了小王就对媳妇说：“媳妇媳妇，快给我加油，加油我就有劲了！”然后小王媳妇就说：“老公老公，你家媳妇真是太漂亮了！”‍‍‍‍[ 详情