同学聚会几个好同学(多年未见)去一哥们儿店里玩,这货跟我们狂吹自己在家如何有地位,老婆如何他养的鹦鹉,看见他养的鹦鹉于是上去逗逗,结果鹦鹉翻来覆去就一句话有一天,爸爸给孩子讲灰姑娘的故事,爸爸说:“灰姑娘慌乱中遗失了一只水晶鞋……”这时小女孩问:“不是说过了12点,魔法都要消失吗?为什么水晶鞋还留着?”爸爸想了想,说:“在爱情面前,是没有逻辑的。”[Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."不速之客就在路上,我妈妈,一个完美的家庭主妇,正忙里忙外地整理。她分配给我爸和我哥哥的任务是打扫供客人使用的浴室。一会儿之后,当她去检查的时候,她吃惊了,曾经一度杂乱的房间瞬间就被打扫干净了。接着她看到浴帘上有一张纸条,纸条上写着:“谢谢你没往浴缸里看。”[ 详情
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