某晚,和女友约会,突然,女友用手轻轻地揉着我的那个部位问:“亲爱的,你这地方怎么鼓鼓的?”我一时没反应过来。 她随即用另一只手摸着自己的相同部位说:“我怎么不会啊?”我笑着说:“那东西只有男人才有。”女友好奇地问:“那是什么东西呢?”我淡定说:“哦,你说这个呀,两个字~喉结[女友节食减肥,我说:“节食减肥会让皮肤变得不好看,毛发也会失去光泽的,书上是这么写的。”于是,女友午饭吃了不少,吃完她说:“你还懂的挺多嘛,哪本书上是这样写的?”大家给个主意,该不该告诉她是《养狗知识一百问》。[Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and tried again. After five attempts, she finally parked the car and rolled down her window. I greeted her with a simple "Good morning". "Good morning," she replied cheerfully. "I'm going to have to use this drive-up all the time. It's so easy!"一位妇女把车沿着我们银行的驱车直达窗口开过来,可她并不满意于她停的位置。因此她倒车,靠得更近点。还是不满意,倒车,再来。五次努力后,终于她把车停下来,摇下车窗。我简单地问候她一声“早上好”。 “早上好,”她愉快地回答说,“以后我都要使用这种驱车直达窗口。真是如此的方便。”[ 详情
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